Pronunciation
Deer-druh Seer-shuh Mow-en
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any
resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void
where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by
bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use
while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid
by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not
stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only.
Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists,
consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten
before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate.
Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only.
As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a
substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For
office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any
mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. process promptly. Post office
will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible
for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from
any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add
toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are
not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions
before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No
purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are.
Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown
is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended
for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise
specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate
dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver
does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear
for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back
of previous stub. Unix is a registeredtrademark of AT&T. Do not fold,
spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete
stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This article
does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company,
my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything.
All rights reserved. You may distribute this article freely but you may
not make a profit from it. Terms are subject to change without notice.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble
dry on low heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions
allowed. For a limited time only. This article is void where prohibited,
taxed, or otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Article is provided "as
is" without any warranties. Reader assumes full responsibility. An equal
opportunity article. No shoes, no shirt, no articles. quantities are limited
while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read
them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your
own risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit
materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit
one-per-family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You need not
be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Instructions
are included. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Slippery
when wet. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sealed for your protection,
do not read if safety seal is broken. Call before you dig. Not liable for
damages arising from use or misuse. For external use only. If rash, irritation,
redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading. Read only with proper
ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
Keep away from open flames. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid
inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees
Fahrenheit. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Smoking this
article could be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only
to abstinence, is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or
flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist,
consult a physician. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children
should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy FUn Ball
may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a
liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled,
or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinute use of
Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness,
Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,
Temporary blindness, Profuse Sweating, or Heart palpitations. If Happy
Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover
head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use,
Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under
refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball,
Wacky Products Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited,
of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown
glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Do
not taunt Happy Fun Ball. May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or
death. Articles are ribbed for your pleasure. Possible penalties for early
withdrawal. Offer valid only at participating sites. Slightly higher west
of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read.
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado,
tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God,
neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper
or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered
serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom
vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and
incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water,
motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken
glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not
be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes,
or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).
Seek help immediately if you are actually reading this! This product is
meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living
or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents
may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed
or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not
an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense
for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of
age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable
parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change
without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary
if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of
agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many
suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for
you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American
Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. process
promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current
at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable
to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential
damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for
sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below
this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check
is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants
have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer,
call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes
accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use
only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with
same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if
tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include
taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for
this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol,
dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package,
not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then
pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some
of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes
only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is
a registeredtrademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No
transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by
weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This article does not reflect
the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my
cat. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved.
You may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from
it. Terms are subject to change without notice. Illustrations are slightly
enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead,
is unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove this disclaimer
under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend,
fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time
only. This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
Caveat emptor. Article is provided "as is" without any warranties. Reader
assumes full responsibility. An equal opportunity article. No shoes, no
shirt, no articles. quantities are limited while supplies last. If any
defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return
to an authorized service center. Read at your own risk. Parental advisory
- explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit materials some readers may
find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight.
Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one-per-family please. No
money down. No purchase necessary. You need not be present to win. Some
assembly required. Batteries not included. Instructions are included. Action
figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Slippery when wet. Safety
goggles may be required during use. Sealed for your protection, do not
read if safety seal is broken. Call before you dig. Not liable for damages
arising from use or misuse. For external use only. If rash, irritation,
redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading. Read only with proper
ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
Keep away from open flames. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid
inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees
Fahrenheit. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Smoking this
article could be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only
to abstinence, is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or
flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist,
consult a physician. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children
should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy FUn Ball
may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a
liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled,
or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinute use of
Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness,
Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,
Temporary blindness, Profuse Sweating, or Heart palpitations. If Happy
Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover
head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use,
Happy FunBall should be returned to its special container and kept under
refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball,
Wacky Products Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited,
of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown
glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy
Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being
dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. May cause
any of the aforementioned effects and/or death. Articles are ribbed for
your pleasure. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Offer valid only
at participating sites. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four
to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read. Disclaimer does not cover
misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption,
earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper
reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken
antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic
radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments
that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash,
ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item,
falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile
(which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's,
shrapnel, lasers, napalm,torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta
and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.
This supersedes all previous notices. Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Cult